Licensed Quidditch Mug
Picture it, Hogwarts 1991. Your the youngest ever seeker to play for your team. The wind rushes by you as you chase the snitch. You almost have it, almost there. BAM.
You’ve done it, you have won the game that will win your house the Quidditch Cup. You really done it.
Congratulations, step up and win your.. Quidditch Cup.
I feel a deep shame at such a terrible pun. I feel like such a.. mug.